Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
She bit a glass in half.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Randomize
