Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
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