too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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