I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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