Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I'm passing your future prison.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I'm going to invent an ap that tests your stress levels before texting and will say something like "nope, go rub one out and try again in 10 min"
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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