It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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