well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
So I decided to start saving money for my abortion in a tomato sauce jar because it says ‘Prego.’ I know I thought it was fucking genius!
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
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