We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
Randomize
