Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
tell me about the eggs
Randomize
