So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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