I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
Randomize
