I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
Randomize
