I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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