Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
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