do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
nothing says happy birthday like half a tampon wrapped in someone else's hair on your shoulder.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
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