By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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