Are you dead
Yes
Oh man
Someone fed me too many chicken nuggets and sexed me too hard
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
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