shes about as inviting as chlamydia
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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