i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
Randomize
