WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
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