So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
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