I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
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