Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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