Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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