i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
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