'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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