Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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