check it out our google latitudes are spooning
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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