I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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