You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
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