i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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