I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
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