yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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