this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
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