my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
