You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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