I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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