i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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