He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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