make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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