i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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