i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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