You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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