Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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