smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
Maybe he injected his testicle?
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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