I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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