just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
