My sheets look like a crime scene.
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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