put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
this is an emotional support booty call
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
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