also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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