"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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