i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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