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(509): View more from Washington

Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol

(661): View more from California

HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.

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(818): View more from California

The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling

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(815): View more from Illinois

I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.

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(419): View more from Ohio

I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.

(1-419): View more from Ohio

it's a Wednesday?

(419): View more from Ohio

:)

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(914): View more from New York

I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%

(1-914): View more from New York

He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal

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(518): View more from New York

Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.

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(703): View more from Virginia

Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug

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(727): View more from Florida

It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?

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