i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
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