One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
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